Christine ([info]fakedorgasms) wrote,
2005-09-25 13:16:00
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Isaiah is driving me batty...

I hate how he sleeps on the couch in the middle of the afternoon nearly every day. I can't vacuum, I can't wash dishes, I can't do any manner of cleaning. Even worse, his ugly tow truck is completely blocking the driveway. My car is in the driveway. Grendel won't leave me alone. And I HATE stupid smelly Isaiah. Yes, I have reverted to a five year old. Shoot me, do it BITCH!

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[info]trystanmichaels

September 26 2005, 05:28:09 UTC 6 years ago

hey there

haha! no one wants to shoot you, even if you ask them to. besides the annoying Isaiah, how is life treating you otherwise?


-=HS=-

[info]fakedorgasms

September 26 2005, 05:42:11 UTC 6 years ago

Re: hey there

Life is good. Busy as sin. Hmm, is sin busy? Yes, yes I would say so. And how are you?

[info]trystanmichaels

September 26 2005, 06:05:10 UTC 6 years ago

me?

living a charmed life for the first time in years. it feels weird to be happy again.




-=HS=-

[info]mindfuckamerica

September 26 2005, 06:08:03 UTC 6 years ago

Slowly drip pee on his forehead until there's a big hole and his brain leaks out.

[info]fakedorgasms

September 27 2005, 05:14:35 UTC 6 years ago

You know, I drink so much water and such that my pee probably isn't strong enough to burn a hole through his THICK SKULL!

[info]mindfuckamerica

September 27 2005, 06:35:15 UTC 6 years ago

I didn't say anything about using your own pee.
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